He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
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I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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