Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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