covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I've blown a few things in my day
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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