this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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