I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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