How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
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The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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