***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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