My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
i think im in europe. pls send help
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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