It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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