is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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