Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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