who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I wish i was in the wii world.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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