Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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