if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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