I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
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