I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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