do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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