we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
my shit smells like andre
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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