Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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