Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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