I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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