So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I CAN MOONWALK!
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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