I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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