Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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