oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Text me some of your sweat
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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