wat bout pragnant strippers??
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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