nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably