I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.