Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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