i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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