i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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