I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Two words: blizzard sex
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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