So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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