Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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