Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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