I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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