I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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