I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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