he wants to bone in the snuggie
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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