His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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