Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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