When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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