You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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