8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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