I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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