I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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