He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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