super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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