glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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