I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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