I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
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Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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