Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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