Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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