My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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