He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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