got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
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My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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