Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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