Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
A+ Viking dick
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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