I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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