Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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