I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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