What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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